The quote on his card references Napoleon Dynamite's Kip- "I've been chatting online with babes all day", suggesting he is rather dubiously competent, as shown by his card's effect and his lack of understanding of the Dyson Fractal Generator.
"I've been logging online with babes all day! Don't worry, the connection's clean. I guarantee it."
"The Dyson Fractal Generator is a useless lump of silicon; all it does is produce truly random results. What kind of madman slaps that in his rig? What's the use of a totally random number?"